02 4 / 2014

"I am constantly putting things where they don’t belong:
Like the cereal in the fridge
Or keys in the laundry
Of faith in other people."

02 4 / 2014

"*Me when I’m almost home*
I can almost taste the internet."

02 4 / 2014

"Is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep?"

02 4 / 2014

"I’’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode."

02 4 / 2014

"You’re not even worth the calories I burn talking to you."